May 2013
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
April 2013
theliesofeden:
The Boston Marathon was bombed.
There was an explosion at JFK library.
Obama was almost sent poison.
There was a fire and enormous explosion at a Texas fertiliser plant.
MIT is under lock down because a gun man shot and killed a campus officer.
What.
The fuck.
Is going.
On.
malijuanastyles:
malijuanastyles:
I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick
HE’S GOING TO FIND THIS OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING IT
